penis

what you, my friends, do not have.

you lack a penis

by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019

penis

A latin word of awesome man

Man that dude is a penis!

by ilikeeggyolks May 6, 2020

Penis

Best friends who are named Alison and Cassie

look there is an incoming penis

by samantha April 4, 2005

penis

multiply it by 5 and thats whats in your mothers mouth.

knock on your parents room door. open wide, cum inside, its play school...

by bamzie November 4, 2003

Penis

the male reproductive organ; it hangs out of your body and gets hard when it wants to shoot. Paul Tucci of Oceanside New York has a very small one, this is due to anabolic steroid use because hes so small. (his mom told me last night when i did her).

Paul Tucci's Penis : 0- - - >

Average Penis : 0 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >

by Mike Melito August 3, 2007

penis

something i slip to your mom
something that i have that is bigger than yours

i stuck my huge penis in your mom and she screamed with pleasure

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

penis

a kid called staurt

hey, staurt is a total penis

by gary July 4, 2003