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Owen's syndrome 

Owens syndrome (OS), also known as trisomy CYMRU, is a genetic disorder caused by the presence of all or part of a third copy of CYMRU.

It is typically associated with physical growth delays, characteristic facial features and mild to moderate intellectual disability.
The altered CYMRU gene dosage has been linked with other syndromes suggesting a pivotal role in mental development.

The first recorded case occurred in an elderly adult male (G.OWEN), who had severely suffered throughout his life.
Atypical symptoms have been shown at higher occurances in smokers and frequenters of “Monny O’Clock”. These include red pilling girls, a slow sluggish gait, weak concentration and immunity to sarcasm.

Weakening of the hearts ability to repair in response to damage has been demonstrated, while not exclusive to this disease it is far from uncommon.

The olfactory system and parietal lobes are shown to be severely impaired, as such the pallet remains unrefined and diet is severely limited to pastry products.
That Gethin over there is riddled with Owen's syndrome.
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owen's mum 

Rather hairy, sloth like creature. Also known locally for the five dollar blow.
Owen's mum again? yeah, saw her at the zoo!
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owen benjamin 

A failed comedian who lives in the woods shouting at the moon and blaming all his failures on jews. his devoted cult call themselves "the bears". these are angry little men who are mad the world for their own failures, just like owen. Owen also drinks turpentine and beats his wife.
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Teacher: As you all can see this graph is very curved
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Owen Wilson 

A blonde middle aged man famous for two things: Lightning McQueen and his one hell of a nose!!
“Wow...” Said Owen Wilson as he contemplated his existence.
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Owen Moore 

A fag who will suck your dick no matter your gender . He is also an entitled asshole who thinks he’s better than everyone else.
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