offended

When someone is offended, they feel like a criticized child, although real children are typically criticized 500 times as often and severe; the deep sense of inadequacy and anger you feel about being disciplined, as you sometimes lie in bed playing on the phone and wasting your life, or when you are doing so.

- You've offended me.
- You should have an attitude of learning and improve your life.

by Porkifiable January 22, 2025

Offensible

The state of which one gets offended easily and often.

Your outfit is offensible

by Fdb1994 April 10, 2025

Offensivelee

The hottest and most offensive girl you will ever meet. She’s rude. Has ZERO time for you and leaves you wishing she was with you all of the time .

“I wish offensivelee was here to say what everyone else is thinking but doesn’t have the balls to say , she’s a baddie . “

by offensivelee July 18, 2025

Offencetrate

To respond violently to being thrown out of (or the threat of being thrown out of) a window.
See Defenestration.

A: Yeah, I defenestrated someone yesterday.
B: I was that someone.... I offencetrated but failed at protecting myself.

by Oder destroyer December 22, 2025

public offender

A person not prone to using politically correct words.

Mark is an equal opportunity offender. He has insulted everyone in the office so we call him our public offender.

by Monte R June 21, 2007

Christmas offense

A few words, said on Christmas Day, that depict sacrilegious reference to Christmas.

Big guy: "Why are you celebrating Christmas as Jesus's birthday?"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"

by Seshie January 11, 2009

Counter-offensive

A counter-offensive is the term used by the military to describe large scale, usually strategic offensive operations by forces that had successfully halted an enemy's offensive, while occupying defensive positions.

offense,offensive - the action of attacking an enemy.

Counter-offensive - armed force stopping an enemy offensive

by DImmortal April 24, 2009