Ocean Township, New Jersey 

A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.

“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”

Ocean Township, New Jersey by AGuyWhoDoesNothingWithHisLife August 18, 2022

Millburn Township, New Jersey

A wonderful township, with a vibrant, diverse, and affluent population, and wonderful schools, direct transit and an easy commute to NYC, and much more. Also, very expensive.

I enjoy living in Millburn Township, New Jersey

Millburn Township, New Jersey by Mr. Polite September 1, 2022

New Jerseyan 

A person who lives in the state of New Jersey; A person who lives in the greatest state ever.

That girl's so hot, she must be a New Jerseyan.

New Jerseyan by nailzz April 4, 2010

New Jewsey 

A very rich part of New Jersey where all the jews live.

Person 1: Yo, Have You ever been to New Jewsey?
Person 2: Yeah they have so many jews there.

New Jewsey by Dewdlings August 24, 2009

New Jersy 

The arm pits of America

A : where do u live dude??
B : in a shit hole!
A : ohh i see, New jersy!!

New Jersy by L.W.H September 14, 2009

new jersy 

a tiny little part of new york that thinks its a state (but its realy not)

dude 1 "new jersy is not a state ,and nomater how much we argue its still not a state"

dude 2 "fine, ass hole its not a state"

new jersy by evil girl August 9, 2007

new jersy meat hook

When a guy is screwing another guy or girl, he proceeds to stick his hand up his or her ass then grabs her tail bone. Was created at the University of New Jersy. Hence, New Jersy Meat Hook.

That bitch can no longer feel her toes because i snapped her tail bone last night applying the Jew Jersy Meat Hook.

new jersy meat hook by Bo Janngles August 31, 2003