mumply moop

A person who is very obese who is better of dead so the starving kids in Africa have food

Dude stop eating all the god damn food you mumply moop

by Mysterious booty crust February 9, 2024

jakey mooney

Jakey Mooney is used to describe a type of item

OMG I'm so proud of my jakey mooney even tho he's a broke ass

by By the real Nip Nurpin November 26, 2023

Logan Mooney

Likes chained to a radiator and taken advantage of.

Oliver: Have you heard of what Logan Mooney did?
Jack: No…?
Oliver: He came to school in a maid dress and spat his water out at people.
Jack: :O

by Lolmuahdog March 11, 2024

blue mooner

A term that started as meaning "gay" but over time, it evolved into someone who's lame by not coming out, missing out, or not participating.

"Chris doesn't want to come out tonight. What a Blue Mooner!"

by YungMan81125 January 8, 2025

Irish Mooney

When you walk into your buddy’s house and completely clog their toilet with a greasy shit.

After eating some bad Indian food I could make it all the way home, so I broke into my buddy’s house and left an Irish Mooney. And 12 hours later the smell could kill a goat.

by archery60x January 14, 2025

Meeple-moop

Meeple-moop
(noun / verb / interdimensional hiccup)

1. A noise your soul makes when reality drops its spaghetti.

2. The unholy lovechild of confusion, comedy, and “why is this happening.”

3. A placeholder for events too cursed to describe in mortal tongue—like your console speaking Latin, a fog cashier asking for expired Tesco coupons, or Comrade Dean melting “for sience bitch!"

“My Xbox tried to remaster itself with AI and summoned a shrimp demon. Meeple-moop.”

“Ellis: Nick, your mom’s car just hit a Tank.” / “Nick: That’s pure Meeple-moop.”

“Portuguese Coast Guard: Why is there a submarine under our ship blasting sonar memes?” / “Dean: Meeple-moop.”

by Ben Dover the nine hundredth August 18, 2025

Tyler Dunkin Mooney

A person who is your best friend for almost two years and then after winter break they change into a complete and utter B**CH. You have a crush on them and they have a crush on you too. You finally actually tell them and they ghost you. You ask them to a dance and they say that they're not available on that day. You are in class together for both of those two years. You have so many inside jokes about a kid who moved and was rude to you and him. You give him your number and he just ghosts you even more. And then you moved and he changed so much and you don't have a crush on the current him but still have a crush on the old him.

You: I really like Tyler Dunkin Mooney he's so nice.
Two years later
You: He is so rude and he changed so much.

by Very VeryAnonymous November 28, 2019