Black Monkey

A BLACK MONKEY

Person 1: OMG ITS KSI

Person 2: What are you on about it’s just a black monkey

by LOGAN PAUL IS BENT November 22, 2019

bitchface monkey

A simian or otherwise ape-like figure with the face of a bitch.

What's up, you sorry bitchface monkey

by jpsi June 11, 2006

monkey piss

The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.

by Dave May 3, 2005

trunk monkey

A small primate usually of the chimpanzee variaty that tends to jump from ones trunk and kick peoples asses.

I recently installed a trunk monkey button in my car to take out my old boss.

by porrasturvat jr. January 1, 2004

grease monkey

An automotive mechanic.

The word can be derisive or affectionate.

My brother in law is a grease monkey. He repairs Fords, so he always has plenty of work.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

monkey butt

on a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day

by urexcellency May 16, 2003

Monkey spanker

A person who masterbates way too much.

Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.

by Jon Simon December 15, 2002