Austin Mondile

A boy who has a small dick

“He’s a total Austin Mondile.”
“I can’t believe you let him put his Austin Mondile in your mouth!”

by Austin Mondile January 9, 2019

Je moeder vriend

Dutch saying made famous by Chahid Charrak, aka dutch performante, aka kunstgebit

#ik kan wel huilen

Don: eey kunstgebit
Chahid: je moeder vriend

by Kechalert September 16, 2020

Max on a Monday

Drinking excessively all day with the express purpose of drowning out the misery that cloys to every working day.

I would rather make threatening gestures toward walrus genitals than get between booze and Dave when he goes Max on a Monday.

by Tiggers The Power Dilf December 5, 2010

je kanker moeder

Dutch word for: Your cancer mom

This sentence is manly used as an insult

Je kanker moeder is een slet

by Rafebro April 21, 2017

moded and corroded

Overcome with the realization that you are wrong.

When she played back the tape of their conversation, he was moded and corroded.

by dalepbb July 8, 2007

Egg Salad Monday

The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.

"I'm suffering the adverse effects of Egg Salad Monday".
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.

by hairygerman August 14, 2009

Mondane

Mondane is a small insignificant country located in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Mondane produces great poultry items such as chickens, chicken farmers, chicken feed, chicken clothes, chicken accessories and chicken houses. Its just basically a chicken country. However, no-one is sure whether this chicken country even exists.

Jeff: Hey fred i havent seen you in a while. Where ya been?
Fred: oh i just came back from Mondane.
Jeff: What the beef is a 'Mondane'?

by Bad Cheetah December 24, 2007