Santa Mom

when a mom or just any woman over decorates for Christmas

Look at all those lights! She's totally a Santa Mom.

by Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh help December 27, 2018

Mom Math

The maternal equivalent of “girl math.” When mentally stressed, resourceful, or street-smart mothers share tips on digital platforms like TikTok and Instagram how they plan their hectic schedules around their children’s sleeping or waking hours, or how they stretch their money to meet their little ones’ needs and wants, without experiencing a mental meltdown.

Mom math is applying home calculus to the family life, by maximizing love, joy, and peace (or minimizing fear, pain, and stress) for family members from limited time or resources.

by Numerati October 12, 2023

aidens mom

Absolutely smokin hot

I'm gonna pipe Aidens mom.

by Broy'd,Gay January 14, 2021

mom ankles

When a person had really good ankles

Dang erin you got some hella good mom ankles

by Anklemom March 26, 2021

Ur Mom

Ur Mom is typically very big gay. However does sleep with all your friends as they like to remind you at any opportunity possible. The information is usually followed by L.O.L (Lily’s on lawn).

“Hi, how are you?”
“Ha ha ur mom gay lol, I want to die”
“Me too”

by MyFuryRomance07 March 25, 2019

White mom

The type of mom who has a “live laugh love” poster in every room. She’s in her 40’s but still thinks she’s pushing 27. She has kids whose names you will not find on a keychain or water bottle. Will start a fight with a retail worker and judge other moms.

“Kelly is such a white mom, she just asked to speak to the manager because her chicken had too much seasoning”

by Martin_slov April 11, 2019

soccer mom

an out of touch woman who drives her kids to soccer games and plays and usually bitches about everything under the sun. she can be seen bitching at managements of compenies and usually "thinks" a kid is better than everyone and anything else including a dog

she also has this "idea" that she is still in her teens/early 20s when in reality she is far from that and tries to be "cool" by subscripting to magazines meant for teens which makes her pathetic

"oh man that's one pathetic soccer mom she should stop bitching and get a life"

by thedude July 11, 2004