Messy Christmas

when one drinks to extreme excess on the christmas holidays. Usualy making an ass of thereselves and puking everywhere

Guy1:"dude whered all of your whiskey go?"
Guy2:"IM A KARAOKE GOD!" *falls over*
Guy1:"Messy Christmas to you too man..."

by OOGIDIBA February 22, 2009

messing up

1. to do something wrong, make a mistake, or make a fool of yourself

2. to not be funny or interesting

"That girl is walking around like she's all that. She is messing up."

by loredaj March 30, 2010

The Messier

A drink. The drink. Consisting of vodka, Fresca, lime, and the extracted orange syrup of orange confit. The finest of all mixed drinks.

Fuck, I got boozy off the Messier.

by ballersupreme January 13, 2008

Messed Up Monday

Messed-Up-Monday is a slang term to describe getting drunk on Mondays. Similar to Thirsty Thursdays or Sober Sundays.

Hey do you want to get drunk tonight?

"Sure its Messed Up Mondays, lets get fucked up"

by chroine November 9, 2009

message board

A website in which, contrary to the popular beliefs of the newbies, is not a chat room.

Also known as a forum, message boards are much slower than the average chat room.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 6, 2003

messy bun

a messy bun -

a hairstyle used by girls all around the globe originally used for ' lazy days' but now used for ' omg i think im cute days'

"hey girl, i love your messy bun"

"oh thanks, i just so couldn't be bothered today

by pimneke October 17, 2013

messy wedgie

A messy wedgie is a wedgie in which something unusually messy is first put down the back of the victims underwear. This can be anything from a slimy food product or even mud. Anything that might be classified as messy could be used in a messy wedgie, they usually work well in regular underwear or panties.

I gave lisa a messy wedgie last night, i used some some ketchup and mustard we were using for our burgers. she freaked!

by lolsuperman July 4, 2007