Dirty Merchant

A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.

Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."

Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"

Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"

by Ihaspotpaiz January 25, 2016

Princess Mercedes

Well Princess Mercedes is a special type of girl not easily impressed been through a lot so she has experience. The girl that can make your day with a smile, a girl that will love you until the end of time. The same girl that will be there through thick and thin. The girl that is so beautiful and so precious also so faithful and loyal it’s jaw dropping. A girl that is there for you and will be there for you. That’s a princess Mercedes. And if you have yourself a Princess Mercedes then do everything in your power to make her happy because you will lose her to someone who can make her happy.

Yooo I just met this Girl she’s my Princess Mercedes she is so sexy.

by Yungtrillasap October 23, 2017

Hobo Merch

Clothes purchased from a thrift shop.

I just got hella hobo merch. I straight pimpin!

by Yolowaht?who said that June 7, 2019

Upper Merion

Also called UM, Upper Merion has gotten better over the years BUT. This year it is increasing by a lot. The schools arent too good either. There are 4 elementary schools, Caley, Candlebrook, Bridgeport, and Roberts. One middle school and one high school. Many adults want to move away from UM because of the bad influence of kids, the bad neighborhoods. Upper Merion lies about 20 mins away from Philly. It is in between philly and a small depressed community named Pottstown. There is a high drug trafficking, property crime rate, and the violent crime zoomed up this year. Prince Frederick St is in a neighborhood called Brandywine Village, not the best street and Brandywine isn’t the best neighborhood. You got Sweet Briar the area around Six Eleven and Angelos. Not the best place either. Mostly all the neighborhoods are crime ridden, drug ridden and MORE. Although on the bright side there downtown{ is becoming urban each year with a high development rate. Just know where to stay out of in Upper Merion. And be home before dark because...

Person 1:“ Don’t be fooled by the fast pace developing Upper Merion town center.”

Person 2: “ Yea it ain’t all good here.”

by JVon543 October 4, 2019

Gutter Mermaid

When you fuck a girl and drop a load in her, then she slips between the mattress and wall flopping around.

When I was done with Anna, I couldn’t find her but there she was stuck like a gutter mermaid.

by @tfresh September 17, 2020

Walter Mercado

Walter Mercado is a force of nature without beginnings or endings. Once he was a star, but now he is a constellation

Walter Mercado will never leave us, but will live on in the hearts of all who loved him. Mucho, Mucho, Mucho Amor

by Swami Patrick October 3, 2020

space mermaid

a really hot eccentric girl, who always appears to be "spaced out"

"That artist Ragzy is such a space mermaid bro."

by Lego Wonderful May 9, 2023