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I like liveing life ay by day.
by chillgirlso April 11, 2010
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Xbox Live No lifer

An X box life no lifer is usually a fat obese over weight teenager boy, around the age of 13-17.
He plays x box live all day, and night.
when he is not playing he is probably asleep for 18 hours.
Or eating junk food, using the computer, or taking a 20 pound dump.

1. Gets pissed when he gets killed in Call of Duty.
2.Swears to noobs online.
3.The only people he talks to are on xbox live.
4.He has more friends online than in real life.
5.He calls his "friends" by their Gamertags.
6.Is overweight.
7.smells bad.
8.Mostly ignores his last possible friends.
9.Sleeps a lot.
10.Works hard to get Achievements on games,
then feels accomplished.
11.The last thing he does before sleeping is turning off the game console,
the first thing he does in the morning is turn on the game console.
12.Gets mad when his parents don't buy him a game.
and forces them to.
Friend : Hey Bill want to go outside today ?
Bill: I can't, I'm too busy playing Xbox live.
Friend: Wow dude, you're an Xbox Live No Lifer.

Guy1: Where is Bill ?
guy2: I rang his doorbell and his mom came out saying
he is still asleep.
Guy1: What the hell ? It's 4pm. Still sleep ?
Guy2: Yeah man he is such an Xbox Live No Lifer.

Guy1: Where the hell is Bill ?
He was suppose to meet us today.
Guy2:Man he is either too busy playing Modern Warfare 2 with his xbox live friends, or he is still sleeping.
Guy1:What a damn Xbox Live No lifer.
Guy2: yeah Forget him, let's not talk to him.
Guy1:Screw that, let's not be friends with him no more.
Guy2:Hell yeah man, Forget that Xbox Live No Lifer.
by GuyFlawkes June 11, 2010
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(noun) to ejaculate prematurely.
Girl 1: Hey how was that guy last night?
Girl 2: OMFG! So we were getting into it right? And all of a sudden he totally went live. Then it was over....
Girl 1: OOO.....Sorry dude, I hate when guys Go Live... So disappointing.

Girl 2: Yeah so is my unsatisfied vag....
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LiveJournal

this is a place where everyone tries to act a little smarter than they really are; where everyone becomes self-absorbed by posting a lot of stupid pictures where you can't see their face; and where everyone thinks other people actually care about their lives.
attention livejournal friends: i am going to kill myself. please leave me comments telling me not to.
by cyndi dear. August 29, 2004
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live sexy

What retards use to come back if someone is trying to show off by saying their dead sexy, usually this attempted comeback is frugal and only results in them looking like a dee dee dee.
Guy 1: "So im on the phone with this hot chick and im like Hellz yeah im dead sexy baby"
Guy 2: "Dude you should have said live sexy, its better."
Guy 1: "Go burn in in hell."
by Wootlyness September 15, 2006
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live by the sword, die by the sword

Alternatively, a saying that also reminds you not to expect last-minute change.
live by the sword, die by the sword:
If you live by the sword, don't evpect to die in peace.
by TanonX December 28, 2005
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live-blogging

Live-blogging is what one does when covering an event and posting to a blog in real time as a "citizen journalist."

A blog is a type of website with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video. Entries are commonly displayed in reverse-chronological order.
The bloggers shared their coverage of the Conference by "live-blogging" for a truly enhanced social media experience.
by HamptonRoads08 May 25, 2009
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