by LittleEmperor99 November 18, 2019
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life is hard! But sex, drugs, and beer make it alot easier...
life is hard! But sex, drugs, and beer make it alot easier...
Charles: dude my life suxs so bad!
bob: then go grab a beer and watch the game...
Cindy: OMG i got to study for so many test tommorow, i'm overwhelmed with school work!
John: Come to my place and lets get stoned, and then have sex, and forget everything that happened.
Cindy: wow thats alot easier!
bob: then go grab a beer and watch the game...
Cindy: OMG i got to study for so many test tommorow, i'm overwhelmed with school work!
John: Come to my place and lets get stoned, and then have sex, and forget everything that happened.
Cindy: wow thats alot easier!
by Roberto Presley January 2, 2008
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To proceed to attempt to obtain and width-hold enough information to define the word "universe" as clearly and deeply as possible.
by Skott October 15, 2004
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Get the Life mug.A hellish place created by heterosexuals that magically expect their children to be grateful for being born.
The existence is filled with disease and death and psychotic parents expecting you to be happy despite it all happening.
If youâre born a male, you have to ignore your desires and automatically find a female partner and eventually get her pregnant (or endlessly have sex with her because her desires are your penis even if you donât want that) or be constantly shamed until the day you die.
If youâre born a female, you have to constantly do your makeup and endlessly be pretty and heterosexual as well â or bisexual for âpowerfulâ men. You arenât allowed to be free just like men arenât allowed to be free.
You must shut up 100% of the time and always do what people tell you to do.
The existence is filled with disease and death and psychotic parents expecting you to be happy despite it all happening.
If youâre born a male, you have to ignore your desires and automatically find a female partner and eventually get her pregnant (or endlessly have sex with her because her desires are your penis even if you donât want that) or be constantly shamed until the day you die.
If youâre born a female, you have to constantly do your makeup and endlessly be pretty and heterosexual as well â or bisexual for âpowerfulâ men. You arenât allowed to be free just like men arenât allowed to be free.
You must shut up 100% of the time and always do what people tell you to do.
Me: âHey, Iâm alive! Iâm ready for life!â
Them: âGood: sign here and here and here and here and here and now youâre officially my slave. So sorry that you were manipulated with money since the moment you were born. MAN UP, GROW UP, and GET OVER IT. NO ONE CARES!!!!â
Them: âGood: sign here and here and here and here and here and now youâre officially my slave. So sorry that you were manipulated with money since the moment you were born. MAN UP, GROW UP, and GET OVER IT. NO ONE CARES!!!!â
by Elsa Buttersworth November 29, 2019
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