long-sword

Nerd terminology for erections

When she walked by I whipped out my long-sword

by hoboace October 11, 2007

long johns

another pair of leg hugging trousers that are used to keep you warm when it is cold. my homies wear them under their baggy jeans and wear them down low.

yo al i getting me long johns so i can wear me jeans down lower

by joe mills March 28, 2007

Longboarding

Longboarding is a way of life. When you longboard the earth stops spinning. Many people refer to it as a sport, but its life.

longboarding is gnarly.

by winnkydinkymman August 16, 2012

Long Island MacArthur Airport

A mid-sized regional airport, a little bigger than La Guardia, located in Ronkonkoma NY, the center of Long Island. Southwest Airlines is the most busy there, with non-stop flights to Chicago, Las Vegas, Palm Beach, Ft Lauderdale, Orlando, Tampa, Baltimore, and Nashville. American Airlines is the second most busiest, with non-stop flights to Cleveland and Atlanta. Delta has non-stop flights to Cincinatti and Atlanta. Continental flys non-stop to Boston, and US-Air flys non-stop to Philadelphia. Other small airlines come and go. There is also a flight school there, with LOTS AND LOTS of small planes (cessna, piper, beechcraft ect.), which are also rentable.

It cost less to use LI MacArthur rather than JFK or La Guardia.

by ferrywizzler December 1, 2004

Longsnapper

A female that has such a short, narrow taint that her vagina and anus appear to be one long slit.

Dude, I picked up that chick at happy hour last night. My dick stinks though - she was a longsnapper. I think I put it in her ass by accident.

by B. Ballard March 4, 2009

long story, no plot

A euphemism used when a story's actual details are too complicated to understand, or too embarassing to get into, or just too boring to bother with wasting the other person's time.

"Why did you two break up?"
"Long story, no plot."

by Alexandra August 6, 2004

Fuck Long Island!

The way everyone else in the United States of America feels about an insignificant portion of New York.

Long Island

No one outside of the U.S.A. even recognizes their existence. FLI! No one cares about your segmented sectionalist New York culture. No one cares about your stupid iced tea. No one cares about your shitty, and they are shitty, beaches. No one cares about your ignorant, irritating homosexual Italian families.

by Yobastankuh January 31, 2005