Longsnapper
Dude, I picked up that chick at happy hour last night. My dick stinks though - she was a longsnapper. I think I put it in her ass by accident.
Longsnapper by B. Ballard March 4, 2009
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Lagsnappers
Kids logging on WoW to play for 30 minutes before they go to school.
Ending in total chaos for the servers because of one million minor whipesnappers are in need of their WoW fix.
Lag = extremely high ping/latency.
Ending in total chaos for the servers because of one million minor whipesnappers are in need of their WoW fix.
Lag = extremely high ping/latency.
You dang lagsnapper!
Lagsnappers by DraxGoroth November 11, 2004
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London Long-Snapper
When you are about to take a leak, get in a 3 point stance, like a center in the NFL, with your back towards the toilet. Once in the 3 point stance grab your junk with your other hand and aim for the toilet. When the time is right let it flow. That is how you successfully execute the London Long-Snapper.
London Long-Snapper by Dave Devenney October 7, 2007
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LongCrapper by my-peroid-is-near October 12, 2017
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