Longsnapper

A female that has such a short, narrow taint that her vagina and anus appear to be one long slit.

Dude, I picked up that chick at happy hour last night. My dick stinks though - she was a longsnapper. I think I put it in her ass by accident.

Longsnapper by B. Ballard March 4, 2009

Lagsnappers 

Kids logging on WoW to play for 30 minutes before they go to school.
Ending in total chaos for the servers because of one million minor whipesnappers are in need of their WoW fix.
Lag = extremely high ping/latency.

You dang lagsnapper!

Lagsnappers by DraxGoroth November 11, 2004

London Long-Snapper 

When you are about to take a leak, get in a 3 point stance, like a center in the NFL, with your back towards the toilet. Once in the 3 point stance grab your junk with your other hand and aim for the toilet. When the time is right let it flow. That is how you successfully execute the London Long-Snapper.

London Long-Snapper.. Try it!

London Long-Snapper by Dave Devenney October 7, 2007

LongCrapper 

When you take a crap for longer than 10 minutes on the toilet

I have to take a longcrapper

LongCrapper by my-peroid-is-near October 12, 2017