Don't you judge me

Used as an exclamation against those who seek to take the moral highground and pass judgement, when they have no such right to pass judgement

(random person living life of quiet desperation): "that is sick that you fucked your sister"
(God's lonely man): "Don't you judge me!"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

juddfest

popular music festival, first created by The Judd, in 1812BC. a rictualistic event where the Judd tickles every naked nipple. anyone who declines this offer of love shall have their nipple removed and spanked until death.

A villager: "i don't want my fucking nipple tickled"
The Judd: "thats what the Juddfest is all about"

conclusion: The villager was found nippleless and a red raw arse - dead. the one and only juddfest lives on.

by taj_ February 23, 2007

Judgemental

A condition from which we cannot escape, else we would not have been able to tell breasts from chests if you get my drift. Many people are more apt at being judgemental than others, alarm bells ought to ring if you find yourself with 'personality labelers' who tell you that you have 'evil thoughts' or are 'stupid'. This is usually the result of some unfortunate mistake which you made and they have picked up on. The language they use is cunning, so it hits you where it hurts (guilt, sadness etc) and they blame you for causing the world misery.
This is a pretty good example:

Judgemental: What evil, sadistic teenagers <you will buy into this shit if you feel guilt, are a teenager or are conscious that enjoying the misfortune of others could be a bad thing, although you know it can be funny, like when a bird craps on a friends moustache> (who like to watch people writhe in pain with locked up anger inside <plain old bullshit, can work tricks when used by a personality dick - tator>) can freely accuse others of <grr the world is so unreasonable!>. People are commonly accused of this because they:

A) Are brutally honest and painfully observant <in other words covering his ass by emphasising his strong points, although many other people have these attributes but simply keep quiet or voice their opinions to those they care about>

OR

B) may or may not have made an unfair judgement that does not please the hypocritical accuser. <a smidgeon of reasonability to protect his criticism that you will always be 'hypocritical'>

by Judger May 28, 2006

judification

What your insurance company sees when you've got a ticket that causes your rates to go up.

If you get a reckless speeding ticket, when you get in front of the judge, request that judification be withheld so that your insurance rates don't go up!

by mwelc004 May 29, 2007

Judo Cunt Thrust

A sexual maneuver in which you take your ring and middle finger and shove them up a girl's vag curving your fingers until you hit the g-spot and then lifting her in that way 8 or more inches off of the surface on which you are frolicking

I had this girl in my car and I Judo Cunt Thrusted her so hard she hit the ceiling

by Judo Cunt Thrust October 24, 2008

Judy

A hot cocktail waitress with a bangin' bikini body.

That waitress is so Judy!

by tfrizzle April 11, 2010

id rather be judged by 12 then carried by 6

A millitary saying that means...you would rather accidently kill a civilian then the chance that it is not a civilian and he kills u..
so that way u go to court and get judged to see if u get jail time..
instead of going home in a body bag carried by your fellow soilders

soilder: that man has a wepon im going to take him down!

liberal fagot: no u cant he hasent shot at u yet! we have to wait for him to shoot and then u can engage in action.

soilder: wtf he has a wepon and its pointed in our direction! if he shoots at us 1 of us might get hit and die!

liberal fagot: thats a chance we have to take!

soilder: what the fuck ever id rather be judged by 12 then carried by 6
(bang bang)

liberal fagot: no i cant bealive u killed him without him killin 1 of us first!

by Nathan Davis November 5, 2007