Jonathan

Jonathan is mostly referred to as Johnny. Johnny is usually the skinny lengthy guy, and dress weird sometimes.

Anyone: Jonathan wanna call the girls ?

Johnny: Eww wtf is that, I don’t like girls.

by offline 📶 May 20, 2021

Jonathan

A person who is perpetually working, overly employed ("empluzz"), and has no social life.

Don't be such a Jonathan—take a break and enjoy life!

by JonathanRizz April 23, 2025

Jonathan Hitlerson

A tall ass jewish nigger who licks his two mothers penises. tends to pick up pennies off the ground and had his whole family gassed to death though he was too ugly for the guards to look at.

- Fuck you nigga
- Fuck you too you Jonathan Hitlerson!

by Blobigga January 25, 2019

jonathan

The name of thor's hammer according to paul rudd.

I can't believe that iron man couldn't lift jonathan!
When captain america lifted jonathan the crowd went wild.

by phoenixfire013 April 3, 2022

jonathan paradis

a man with a massive booty.

Golly that man is defined a jonathan paradis

by david wallace October 18, 2023

Jonathan

He is my favorite, I have a crush on him and he smiles at me everytime I'm on his presence

He is nice and helpful, Jonathan is the best

by Ms.Ramirez March 16, 2023

Jonathan

Real ass nigga standing on business don’t fw him

That nigga Jonathan real asf realest mf on planet earth

by Chris vargas November 21, 2023