Jon Capz

a boy who thinks he’s a big tough man and has lots of tattoos. has a beard that he thinks is the most amazing thing in the world. laughs like spongebob but is actually a really sweet, loyal guy and is consistent with his behavior

Have you ever met Jon Capz? His beard has gotten so long!

by theladyjanedoe April 15, 2019

Jon Snow Hug

When you kiss/hug your girlfriend/aunty and commit treason (by stabbing)

Gods, I hope Carl won’t subvert expectations by greeting me with a Jon Snow Hug

by see pounce is azor ahai May 22, 2019

Jon Eng

A man from Delaware.

Sam is bein a real Jon Eng right now.

by Michael Catron December 26, 2019

Jon McDonald

Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston

Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van

Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald

by Juice WRLD seizure December 29, 2019

jon

J-O-N the dumbest of all johns, is ether a dumbfuck or just a heroic bastered

Pau iz me jon, i herd u aint good and thatz bad
or bro did you see how Jon snow almost died.

by ohhh hell yea May 2, 2019

jon-jon

king of the wild frontier silicone duckyfleshlightpoop=bucket-4rum-roof-was-landed

hey jon-jon lets go to the gaybar to bash on some queers

by silicone jon-jon ducky May 10, 2019

Jon-luc

A Jon-luc is a person who gets too much attention but also is hilarious and kind to most anyone he meets.he is the god of cheez its and loves a good friend

He’s so funny he must be a jon-luc

by John Daniel May 11, 2019