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Jewish Steamroller

When two Jewish seniors with gray hair smother and slather moist, mushy matzah with there shlongs on there buttcheeks.
Harold gave a me a Jewish steamroller lastnight. I had to shower twice.
by Cooper123 July 9, 2016
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Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.
Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.
by davidrgarber June 15, 2016
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Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.
Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.
by davidrgarber June 15, 2016
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Jewishbag

A term for someone who uses being Jewish as an excuse for being an asshole.
The Neturei Karta is a group of huge Jewishbags. They support a holocaust denier, even though they're orthodox! They are the Westboro Baptist Church of Judaism.
by floogly boogly October 9, 2016
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Jewish hotpocket

When a Jew pisses in a vagina filled with shit (Alabama hotpocket) and proceeds to fuck her.
Ow man he performed a Jewish hotpocket on you, how rad!
by Amused Pinguin March 3, 2017
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jewish jew

Not concerning religion an insult often used to insult someone stemming from anti-Semitic backgrounds.
by Defining Things 12 November 21, 2016
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Jewish Nazi

A weird and dark way to say you want to kill yourself. References the fact that Nazis wanted to kill Jews, so a Jewish Nazi would want to kill himself.
Person 1: How are you feeling today?
Person 2: Like a Jewish Nazi.
by BlackMesaLabs0 December 6, 2016
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