jacob h

He needs some milk and some brown sauce be careful tho he will yeet your mums feet

Person 1: look its jacob H
Person 2: HE NEEDS SOME MILK!

by Rainbow_hair September 13, 2020

jacob wheeler

A really great Basketball player. hes is called the youngest flexer or jay for short he has hella hoes and his dick is long

hes such an Jacob Wheeler

by ganggangbo May 7, 2018

Jacob Saltsman

Plays for the Los Angeles Lakers has 29 million subscribers on YouTube

Jacob Saltsman is the best Basketball player ever

by Lakers lover2 February 10, 2018

Alex Jacob

A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.

I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.

by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020

sean jacobs

the best kid around, he has the biggest, coolest afro, and the best, dopey little smile. he will always make your day 1000x better, he may piss you off but in the end you know everything will be fine. he also has the dumbest jokes, and they make no sense but just laugh at them anyways because he is cute!

Bailey; "I love you, Sean Jacobs"

by litbailey March 15, 2017

Jacob Beal

An average male. But with a forehead that can range from 6 inches to 3 feet

Jacob Beal’s got a massive fucking forehead

by JbBno¥ September 24, 2019

Jacob Hatcher

He is white, and has a white mans name. Jacob is always a Ginger. He is usually Mormon. He is always the smartest person in the room and lets you know that just by being in his presence. His intellect is so advanced that when he speaks your brain cannot fathom the words that flow from his orifice. He is very good at math and spends his free time in his room either learning Japanese or watching Khan Academy videos. Most people don't speak to Jacob, but when they do, they never forget him.

Woah, Jacob Hatcher, that's Gospel truth!

by Jonathan Robeson September 18, 2019