jacob ische

he who has the biggest choda and takes the children at night. He is asoceated with people such as pEppa pIG and Babby Choda

Cole: Shoot i died, fuck my life
Jacob Ische: that fucking lil choda faggoto go burn in peppa... UHHhhhhhhhhhHHHhhhHHHhhhHHh Fuck me chodaaaaa!!!

by Daddy peppaa January 14, 2020

Alex Jacob

A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.

I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.

by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020

Chosen Jacobs

He is handsome, kind, loving to his family ,friends and fans. His Smiles light up the room. He is an amazing singer and actor he deserves the world and more.

Chosen Jacobs is "the chosen one and protect him at all cost"

by Itzliyahgjacks17 May 28, 2020

jacob h

He needs some milk and some brown sauce be careful tho he will yeet your mums feet

Person 1: look its jacob H
Person 2: HE NEEDS SOME MILK!

by Rainbow_hair September 13, 2020

Jacob Pennington

Trash/ pos/ dick/bitch/ pussy ass nigga/cunt bag/ man slut/ cum guzzling, gay, back stabbing, herpes carrying whore

There are so many Jacob Pennington’s in this world.

Jacob Pennington is the definition of all these things. Smh. Bitch ass.

by Boss ass bitch 😜 May 7, 2018

jacob wheeler

A really great Basketball player. hes is called the youngest flexer or jay for short he has hella hoes and his dick is long

hes such an Jacob Wheeler

by ganggangbo May 7, 2018

Hans Jacob

It's a scandinavian boy name. The person is possibly really hot but he can't get them girls because he is to dammn cute. He has a large Hans und some large Jacob's and is most likely not to loose his virginity before 18. Hans Jacob is usually tall with white curly hair

"Who is that hot guy over there?"

"Ohh, it's just Hans Jacob"

"How can I become awesome?"
"Be like Hans Jacob"

by Joakim123 March 11, 2017