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Hung Over Horny

Sometimes H.O.H means Head Of Household, like in Big Brother. But here, It means Hung Over Horny. Hung Over Horny means the act of being horny the day after going to sleep horny.
Fae: It's like I was soooo fucking horny last night. And I thought, maybe if I go to sleep, I'll wake up and be okay and go to work fine. But NOOO I was trying to keep the stapler away from my legs ALL DAYYY

Kyleigh: Wow... That is a bad case of the hung over horny.
by Chaz E. March 29, 2008
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Horny

When a person really wants to have sex.
A man's dicks get hard
A woman's pussy gets wet
I was bored and my rents were out of town so I called up my boyfreind the QB for th football team and told him how horny I was after looking at all the deffinitions on Urban Dictionary. He rushed over I waited for him in black lace thongs and bra. He quickly tore off both our clothes. I gave him a blow job and then he started to eat me out. After I had an orgasam he stuck his long hard cock into me. I fliped him over and was on top I was thrusting so hard and the orgasam felt so good. He called up his football buddies and they brang over their girlfriends and we had a big orgy. After they all left we went into a 69 and fell asleep after a while. That was the best day ever!
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Horny

The phase when your genitals start to become sexually aroused.
Male Genital: It gets Rock Hard
Female Genital: It starts to get wet
Brother: Oh that girl’s booty looks so good, I’m starting to get horny
*Brother gets rock hard*
Brother: Imma approach her and get that good stuff
*Brother taps the girl*
Sister: Oh hey brother what do you want?
Brother: Uh......
*Sister looks down and sees brother’s schlong*
Sister: bruh
Brother: So uh... you wanna still do it?
Girl: hell noooooo
*Sister starts feeling wet because of brother’s sexy schlong and smirks*
Sister: actually since our parents aren’t home.....

sweet home Alabama intensifies
by As1ans May 29, 2020
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hornywasted

When you're very drunk and so hard up for a piece of ass and/or piece of cock that you're about a midget's throw away from making out with anyone or anything.

If you act upon being hornywasted you'll most likely end up regretting it tomorrow.

It may or may not involve severely lowering your standards and/or drunk dialing an ex.
"I sooooo hornywasted. I sooooo want to drunk dial my ex. What to do?"

"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."

"You're right. I guess that's a pretty big to don't. It's probably all that mad dog 20/20 talking."

"Yes."
by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009
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Horny

You know on the level of horny i am right now, i could never have been hornier
by DrybonesYT March 14, 2021
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Quiz horny

When a teacher is really feeling in the mood to give a quiz to the point of being aroused. It being a quiz which will properly show you the fifty states.
John: I heard Mr. Smith is really quiz horny today.
Joe: Yeah he gave one out in my class that was a real doozy.
by hrufahrfha; November 21, 2013
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