ham sammich

Used to describe an attractive individual, particularly a woman.

See Megan over there? Now that is one fine ham sammich.

by Tank Girl January 1, 2009

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When you approach a sleeping person, and gently lower your buttocks over their nasal cavity, sealing off air flow. When they open their mouth, gasping for air, strategically lower your nutsack into their mouth. Upon restriction of breathing, they will regurgitate the nutsack.

You have successfully performed a ham sandwich.

My name is John Ward Doucette from Sault Ste. Marie and I always pretend to fall asleep so I can get a ham sandwich from my closest buddies.

by alec colyer April 13, 2008

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Ham-pants

1) One who wears pants made of ham.
2) National Ham-pants Day.
3) A stupid name given to a mate when pretending to be pirates.

1) Pants made of ham or substituted by stuffing ham into the pants.
2) The day for wearing Ham-pants. (Sunday 2nd July)
3) "Fuck off Captain Ham-pants, you're not actually the Captain of this ship!"

by cryonica July 8, 2006

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The ham sandwich can be invoked as a defense for someone who feels wrongfully accused. This comes from the saying that a good prosecutor could indict a ham sandwich, thereby pointing out that one should not presume the indicted is guilty.

Tom Delay, a congressional majority leader in the United States, was indicted on ethics violations. His colleagues came to his defense by invoking the "ham sandwich" defense. This defense became well known when Delay defender Senator Mike Rodgers confused the public by misusing the phrase when he said "... any attorney knows you can get an indictment with a ham sandwich." Obviously he meant "against a ham sandwich."

by Mitch Monmouth August 27, 2005

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