cheesy goose

One that passes gas regularly on a date

Because mark was considered a cheesy goose no girls would date him.

by Grif-dog October 9, 2007

Goose Egg

A singular testicle.

Would you like to see my Goose Egg? *shows one testicle*

by nkows January 3, 2021

Goose kiss

To kiss the tip of ones penis

She gave him a delicate goose kiss, he enjoyed this

by Tinker83 May 22, 2014

goose boulders

Goose boulders are extra large goose bumps that are caused by sexual excitement.

I was tickling the inside of her thighs when I noticed she was getting goose boulders!

by PaPaSmurF November 4, 2013

Goose Count

When you line up a group of troubled youngsters or gangsters and count them off to decide which one will be forced on a death march. Children are taught this via a lovely nursery rhyme.

1) It's a Goose Count, gather in line!

by frigginhost April 26, 2017

Angry Goose

Eating a girls ass and then bite her out of nowhere

How did your date go,
Not so good I accidentally give her the angry goose.

by Goose.realm March 1, 2019

goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s Canadian and loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.

joel likes boys bc he’s a goose grenade

by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021