Goochie

Adjective: Cute, or baby-like.

Verb: To pet an animal by starting at its forehead and moving backwards toward the middle of the back, making sure to squeeze its ears together on the way back. Mostly applying to long eared animals such as bunnies, chinchillas, or dogs.

example 1.
Cassi: Oh. My. Gosh. Mia is SO GOOOOOCHIE!!
Tommy: I know!! She is the goochiest thing ever!!

example 2.

Johnny: I goochied the goochiest chinchilla ever today! But I don't think it liked it, it obviously wasn't goochied much as a baby

Mischga: Some chinchilla owners just don't spend the time goochieing their chinchillas when they are babies.. It's a shame every chinchilla can't enjoy a goochieing..

by johnnyrocket7070 March 15, 2010

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gooch

the view you get of a woman's snatch from behind (especially while bent over/on all fours). May resemble a taco/pita-pocket/roast beef sandwich from this viewpoint.

"When your Mom bent over, I couldn't help but notice her exquisite GOOCH"

by Mike/Brandon December 28, 2005

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goosch • gooch • Goosh • gooched • Goocher • Goochie • gooching • Goochy • Goonch • gooch goblin

gooch licker

An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man who's hygiene would be described as horrible at best.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Nate last night?
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and him and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting, fucking gooch lickers.

by McMurray McMuffins August 20, 2011

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