Goober

Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.

Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.

by SAFETY123 January 3, 2017

Goobler Gobbler

A goobler that eats a lot of gobbler
That's it.

Nothing else.

Mic drop.

Someone criticizes my look, then I say "Well, at least I don't look like a goobler gobbler."

by MyboiJ.C./Alejandro April 27, 2017

Goober Naffy

A person who
Acts like a complete idiot and makes bad choices.

My brother was being a goober naffy and fell out of his car.

by B queen January 22, 2018

Goober

Loveable, silly cute person

Saif is the biggest goober
That's why he's the bestest

by Saifrine June 5, 2018

Goober

A polite way of calling some one a fuckwit; in a mire chreky but meaningful way

“Mate can you stop being a goober we are trying to work here”

by Cheeky nana June 14, 2018

Goober

Used as a term for someone who is young, naive, oblivious, childish, or doesn't quite understand status quo. Has similar connotations to Nerd, Geek, Weirdo, Spaz, etc. But is often used to describe High School Freshmen or younger siblings. For example, Spongebob Squarepants would be considered a Goober as well as anyone that acts similar.

"Can I play with you and your friends, big brother?"
"Nah, they think you're a Goober."

by hailthemotherland March 7, 2018

Goober

A virgin loser who watches Dragon Ball.

Tyler, The Creator said Dragon Ball fans are gooberd who don't have any friends. And I tend to agree.

by It burns when I pee lol July 8, 2018