Gentle Giant

A Gentle Giant is when you take a shit so large that it kisses your cheek on the way out.

Iain: "Holy fuck, I'm exhausted. That was a big dump."

James: "Wow, are you ok?."

Iain: "I'll be just fine. It was a Gentle Giant. It left me with a comforting kiss on the cheek when it left me."

by theburner September 6, 2010

Gentleman's Choice

A Gentleman's Choice is when you pick up both a mother and a daughter, at different times, and must then make a choice between the two at a later date.

Raul met this chick at the tailgate party and hooked up with her that night. The next weekend, he picked up a cougar and woke up in the same house as the weekend before. Over the course of the next week, he had to make a Gentleman's Choice about who he was going to see next weekend.

by Texifornia January 28, 2012

gentlemens relish

The sauce betwixt a mans testes after extended periods of physical activity. Most pungant when one does not shower or bath for a day.

Hey charlies angel, would you like some gentlemens relish with your hot dog

by D1561 August 29, 2006

Gentleman's Club

Defined as having sex with three different women in a 24 hour period. Girlfriend's and foursomes don't count.

Tony brought a girl home from the bar on Friday night and banged her. Then had a tinder date with another girl last night and railed her in the bathroom at the restuarant, then later that night he brought home yet another girl from the club and laid pipe. He's now an official member of the gentleman's club.

by Kike Hunter April 24, 2017

urban gentleman

a semi-sexual act usually performed on a drunk or unconcious female. In the urban gentleman, a man kneels over a young woman face and, while putting one hand on his head and the other on his hip, rubs his groin all over her face.

The polygamist forced his wives to the ground and performed the urban gentleman on each of them.

by The Midnight Cowboy May 17, 2005

gently oxidize

Originally a chemistry term for a chemical change, it has been misconstrued to now mean anything.

Father (looking at son's destroyed treehouse): well son, you completely gently oxidized that up.

Son: Gently Oxidize you dad!

by mattimeo310 March 31, 2009

Fuck me gently

When someone hits you or says something shocking

"Oh fuck me gently that was sore"

by Mortonator January 26, 2017