chewed garden hose

The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.

I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.

by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017

golden garden

The act of making your co worker believe they do not know the meaning of a phrase, so they feel left out and stupid.

We pretended golden gardens was a weird sexual act.

by Thesandeyman December 12, 2017

Zen Garden

Your grinder when it’s full enough to play with like a sandbox or a Zen Garden

Woah man, We’ve got a Zen Garden in here

by baylien November 24, 2018

Snake Garden

A snake is someone who you think is sincere and really nice, but then turns out to be a backstabber.

Someone who acts like your best friend, but who actually is the opposite. When they gather in herds they’re called Snake Garden.

All the students are snakes. Tingvoll Videregående is a snake garden

by Albus12345 November 27, 2018

CONSTANT GARDEN INSPECTOR

One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.

Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector

by T-Cracker December 27, 2018

Finger garden

When you don’t have sex and instead use your hands for sexual pleasure

There was no sex but I went to the finger garden

by Tubbytron December 28, 2018

Puss Garden

The overgrown upper pubic region of a woman's lower pleasure zone.

Damn, Emma undressed in front of me last night and she has a total puss garden down there.

by Chippy McNish January 26, 2019