The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.
I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.
by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017
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by Thesandeyman December 12, 2017
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by baylien November 24, 2018
Get the Zen Garden mug.A snake is someone who you think is sincere and really nice, but then turns out to be a backstabber.
Someone who acts like your best friend, but who actually is the opposite. When they gather in herds they’re called Snake Garden.
Someone who acts like your best friend, but who actually is the opposite. When they gather in herds they’re called Snake Garden.
by Albus12345 November 27, 2018
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Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector
by T-Cracker December 27, 2018
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