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Fedgar

Fedagr
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1. (adj.) Extremely fried, fowl, and blatantly ridiculous.

2. (noun) A person or thing who moves with unjustifiable confidence and has no resume, yet acts like they possess wisdom.

3. (noun / verb, slang) A universal filler for any person, place, or thing; can also describe the act of doing something in a chaotic or clueless way.
Brah, stop fedgaring me. You are running phoul.

Scope that fedgar, he’s got giga fed humor.

Yo pass me that fedgar

Are you for real- that’segit a federale
by Beavcoonbish October 25, 2025
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Dragon Fadge

A metaphor for when a woman's genitals, are dry and scaly like a dragons skin, or just a general horrific mess.
Not as bad as 'blue waffles', but certainly in the same game.
Tim: "I couldn't hook up with that girl last night, her friend told me she had a dragon fadge."
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