Exitstential

One is considered exitstential when at some point in time they discover there is no formally declarative time as it's been displaced. Out of time is a similar reference to being exitstential with a minor difference, that being the realization that something has gone shitbag wrong. Usually, those with a slippery grip on "reality" suffer from exitstential struggles. Symptom's include constant thoughts of death, dieing and pain (see Thanos). Basically, it's due to severe life or N.D.E.'s. ">

The sweaty middle aged man from the Alleghenies discovered he had a severe exitstential problem when the sun he once new was invisible in a dream he had the night before.

by herb pluribus unam May 22, 2016

Exitofied

When a person is exited for an event,but is terrified at the same time.

Man, I am exitofied that we are having our first baby

by Bmoses October 27, 2016

Exit Dance

The go-to maneuver when you're deep in a crowd and trying to leave. It is the most logical exit strategy. As you dance past them, bystanders will respect you for being a fucking boss. If you remain hype on your way out, people will ignore the fact that you're lame for leaving that party, concert, rave, etc. Always a 'W'.

Own that exit dance, and getcho ass out of there.

i.e. also works to get to the front at a rave

"I need some water! Lets get out of this crowd!"

* holds intense eye contact *

"Listen mate, this crowd is thick. Looks like an exit dance is our only way out."

by svggytits November 13, 2016

exit grunt

The sound a person makes when giving that extra umph to complete the passing of an enormous chocolate log.

Dude, we were in a public bathroom, why did that asshole in stall 3 have to give an exit grunt?

by Chredwards April 7, 2017

exit-ortion

The retailers practice of trying to extract donations, often for unknown charities, from customers at the checkout -

"would you like to make a contribution to .... today?".

The cashier tried asked for an exit-ortion donation at the checkout.

by bamca July 25, 2017

Exist

That which is defined.

What has been defined must surely exist, as an object or as a concept.

by Mr. Lay mandeep. October 3, 2017

Exitcourse

The having of sex in the butthole (The exit) In opposition of intercourse.

Due to a monthly bleeding, we couldn't have intercourse in her vagina, so we had exitcourse in her butthole. (With my penis)

by Scootermcdanny May 14, 2018