Dike Toe

When the toe next to the big toe is longer than the big toe itself.

“Damn did you see Liz?”
“Yeah, I wasnt aware she hed such a Dike Toe”
“Bro it looks like she could swoop down from the sky and grab lunch with those talons”

by Mad Handsome April 20, 2018

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One whose job it is to hold back the flood of unpleasant history which may bring judgement upon his people. This person often has his fingers planted firmly within the dike to avoid utter catastrophe.

You know Dylan R. said he wanted to start a race war, but the dikeboy media said he was mentally ill and didn't mention anything about racism.
When I asked your so-called teacher why John Steinbeck only wrote about white farmers in the 'Grapes of Wrath' and ignored the black , Mexican, and Japanese farmers, that dikeboy punted like a mofo.
You see the dykeboys never say why they are so angry? Nope, they don't want to talk about that.
Line up with all the rest of the dykeboys and deny everything!
Remember when I grabbed the microphone and 'reminded' the council they still collect money from people who were wrongly convicted? Dykeboys got nervous and wet!

by BellyGoat May 5, 2018

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