crunchy blowjob

A blowjob with teeth

guy: Hey bro how was your night

guy2: Pretty good i got a crunchy blowjob

by Fac3.XEX March 14, 2019

Crunchy Pudding

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they’ve got shit in their asscrack

Johnny: I tried to eat Rebecca’s ass last night but she had crunchy pudding

by gay_eatpu$$ March 20, 2019

crunchy bernard

When you buttfuck someone, pull out, let their shit harden on your dick, then they give you a blowjob

Hey man, did you see the girl I went home with last night? I gave her a Crunchy Bernard

by Dave-Landon March 23, 2019

Crunchyitis

An arthritic feeling in a particular body part due to old age

My fingers have crunchyitis

by Moodypoodyrudy December 16, 2019

Crunchy-crunchy

Sexual inter course

Did you two end up having sex last night? Yes, we did the crunchy-crunchy

by @ciscomedy December 21, 2019

crunchwoom

most often used to call "Bradys" either stupid or retarded

wow, your IQ is like a crunchwoom Brady.

by fadedlunar January 8, 2020

Crunchy Crispy Donut

A Crispy Crunchy Donut that the best youll ever find

Crispyer Crunchyer Donuter

Crunchy Crispy Donut

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020