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Definitions by Moodypoodyrudy

Assholery 

The act of being an asshole
That was an assholery move of him to cut me off
Assholery by Moodypoodyrudy June 30, 2022

Bearding my taint 

The area between your vagina and anus burned by your husbands beard stubble while going down on you
I was raw from him bearding my taint with his fucking stubble while he ate me out!!!

Genetical 

The traits that twins share
My husband and his twin share giant genetalia due to the genetical similarities.
Genetical by Moodypoodyrudy December 21, 2019

sexhappening 

When you can’t escape your husbands sexual advances
Get naked baby, sexhappening!!!!
sexhappening by Moodypoodyrudy December 21, 2019

Cherry Rapido 

A name for someone Getting drunk too quickly on cherry flavored Martinis
Cherry rapido was it again as he fell into his apartment and passed out on the bed
Cherry Rapido by Moodypoodyrudy December 21, 2019

Gurgle Delay

When your stomach is gurgling as you start to have sex and need to delay the deed until said explosion happens
We had a gurgle delay as he went down on me due to an unanticipated bathroom incident.
Gurgle Delay by Moodypoodyrudy December 21, 2019

disingenuinality 

A coldness or phony air about you. disingenuine vibe you give off
She has real cold disingenuinality about her.
disingenuinality by Moodypoodyrudy December 16, 2019