Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Moodypoodyrudy

Assholery

The act of being an asshole

That was an assholery move of him to cut me off

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The area between your vagina and anus burned by your husbands beard stubble while going down on you

I was raw from him bearding my taint with his fucking stubble while he ate me out!!!

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The traits that twins share

My husband and his twin share giant genetalia due to the genetical similarities.

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When you can’t escape your husbands sexual advances

Get naked baby, sexhappening!!!!

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A name for someone Getting drunk too quickly on cherry flavored Martinis

Cherry rapido was it again as he fell into his apartment and passed out on the bed

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When your stomach is gurgling as you start to have sex and need to delay the deed until said explosion happens

We had a gurgle delay as he went down on me due to an unanticipated bathroom incident.

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A coldness or phony air about you. disingenuine vibe you give off

She has real cold disingenuinality about her.

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