condom

1. A scabbard for the wenile, as used to stop spoimies from gettin' in the vaginus-maximus; sometimes made to fit in TO the vaginus-maximus.

2. Choo's weapon of choice, when attempting to kill me.

*Kiko wakes up in a dark cellar, tied to a chair with barbed-wire*

Kiko: H-hey!
Choo: Hello...KIKO! *lightning strikes*
Kiko: What? Hey CHOO! Get me out of here!
*Choo pulls out condom*
Kiko: Choo, no! This is too ironic!
Choo: Your death only costed 3 cents to make!
Kiko: NOOOO!
Kiko: Wait Choo; what about the chair and the barbed-wire? Surely they costed money!
*Choo gets lost in thought*
Saucer: Good try, SNEAK-O!
Kiko: Saucer?! Not you! Sneak-o?
Choo: Die, LOVER-BOY! *attempts to wrap Kiko's head in condom*
*Kiko wakes up*
Kiko: Oh, just a bad dream.
Choo, 38, wedding ring on finger: What's wrong, Kik?
Kiko: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Crypt-keeper wraps things up*

by Kiko February 8, 2004

Butt Condom

1. The pre-made, paper covering that bathroom stalls provide that keep your butt from touching the toilet seat.

2. A similar covering with the same purpose, but is made by the user out of toilet paper.

Man 1: "Hey, the bathroom here has pre-made butt condoms, now I don't have to worry about indirectly touching my butt with another man's butt!"

Man 2: "Nice!!"

by Noslo109 August 9, 2010

Broke boy condom

When your broke so you use a king size snickers bar wrapper that you found on the street in place of condom.

I got snicker stank dick after using a broke boy condom on my mom last night.

by U_Luv_Boobs January 30, 2019

Condom Crinkle

The sound a wrapped condom makes in your pocket when you move. The "crinkle" sound can sometimes be embarrassing, since you might think people around you know you are "carrying".

Dude, I was leaving the house to go meet my girl, and I almost got busted by my mom, I had condom crinkle.

by MadMikey May 16, 2013

condoleeza

One who has sex with the president.

"She is a condoleeza!"

by loveshams July 2, 2005

cup condom

n, the cardboard sleeve placed around a paper coffee cup to prevent burns to the hand.

Customer: Shit this cup is hot.
Starbucks Chick: Here's a cup condom for protection.

by optic_fuel August 23, 2008

condoleeza rice

Another word for shit.

The cat took a Condoleeza Rice on the floor.

by Octy May 26, 2008