doing my homework on the computor

The act of being on facebook or myspace and doing your homework at the same time, only to realize hours later you have gotten no homework done.

A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.

Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.

parent: what are you doing on the computor so long??
child: I'm doing my homework on the computor!!

by VistosoNBetty March 22, 2009

combulate

To figure out, after repeatedly asking the same stupid question, of many people.

That moron finally combulated the answers to his homework by harassing virtual reference librarians.

by frankenstuart January 17, 2009

Personal Computer

See PC.

See PC for examples.

by Downstrike May 31, 2004

Apple Computers

Made by a dumbass to be used by a dumbass

Opposite of PC which is made by a Nerd With No Life to be used by a Nerd With No Life

Apple Computers User: uhhhh... how do I open this file?

PC User: Time to download porn...

by The dude who tries to use neither May 29, 2008

computer ketchup

Better than the regular kind, or that purple kind.

Ooh! This computer ketchup is pretty good! Needs more RAM, though. Maybe a couple of megachips.

by SMD October 18, 2004

Compulsory age status

When a student turns 18, they may freely sign out of school, or drop out of school without parent's permission.

TRANSLATION: They can skip a shitload of classes and receive no consequences!

Sebastian: Where's Jon?
Anthony: He's taking advantage of his compulsory age status!

by Anthony Suarez May 24, 2005

Spontaneous Combust-a-nut

When you see a girl so hot, that you cant control your man parts, and you jizz in your pants unexpectedly

That girl walked past me and as i watched her walk away it made me spontaneous combust-a-nut!

The Stripper was grinding on me and before i knew it, spontaneous combust-a-nut

by Supraman221 March 14, 2011