the stevie wonder complex

the stevie wonder complex is a complex where you use your hands to feel around for something and not your eyes

tanya: (hyperventilating) i can't find my phone! it's not in my fucking bag!
mike: "let mommy use her fingers" (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and not using his eyes and low and behold.. walla! mike finds tanya's phone then smacks her)

by snootch87 August 19, 2008

Reuben Complex

the state in a man's life in which he truely believes every woman wants his nuts

Johnny seems to be in some sort of reuben complex

by Team Mongrol May 7, 2008

Nice-Guy Complex

The pattern of behavior in which a man slowly forfeits his masculinity to a woman believing that by empowering her, he is proving his love for her. This eventually creates a parasitic relationship in which the woman takes everything the guy does for granted and ultimately breaks his heart, leaving him an empty shell without the motivation to start over- the whole time never realizing why this keeps happening to him.

"I don't understand what I did to deserve this"

"You just suffer from the nice-guy complex"

by Stakeandpotatoes01 August 4, 2009

Complexitizer

A thing which adds to the complexity of other things, with or without clear reason for doing so.

There are two kinds of pride... The kind where you take pride in your accomplishments, and the kind where you are prideful... The first is good, the second is an endless source of trouble and life complexitizers.

by Prince Demitri February 11, 2012

complemail

An email that is meant to complain about something.
To complain via email.
A mix of complain and email.

Fred complemailed to Howard because Howard said the party was on January 32nd, when clearly everyone knows that January 32nd doesn't exist.

by Hardcore Pirate Viking July 20, 2007

Complehint

Noun; a well worded complement that also hints at something negative or insulting, especially something that the one receiving the complehint did wrong.

“I gave him a complehint about his art piece. I said it was unique, but that he should have a reference next time”

“Wow I really love how you made it so different from what I said. Completely different. Very creative..”

by Sort of Birds December 2, 2020

Complex Multiversal Disorder

A CMD is when one or more universes experience a disorder including one, two, or no entities.

Bob: Hey John, have you seen my phone?
John: Uhh... I think its expiriencing a Complex Multiversal Disorder.

by olek0 July 15, 2022