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cloud

An alternate word to describe a release of flatulence. The concept comes from the action the release is. The gas release can be of varying spread consistencies. In this way, a "cloud" can be broken down in an odor spectrum alongside the common color spectrum, ranging from white as most harmless, to black, a nose wrinkling, vicious one.
"I dropped a black cloud in the weight room, and the guy next to me put his weights down and had to leave the zone."

"I just clouded, check it out milton."
by tilton January 17, 2008
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Cloud Computing

Nothing special, only good for text. The best way of storing data out of the way from your personal computer, but a very bad idea and very expensive since computers these days aren't just tools. They are personal datacenters for music, video, etc. and Cloud Computing is only good for low quality media and basic text which computers have been doing that since the 1980's. Everybody says its great because it is secure and stored away from you and I agree, but really. Its not.
Music producers and Multimedia experts will face nothing but disappointment when using cloud computing. If you write stories and just want to save your stories away from your computer and access them from anywhere, then its fine, but really. Having your stuff on the internet, encrypted with a password doesn't mean security can be broken. It can.
by judenihal January 25, 2010
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cloudaholic

its amazing the fog in the morning reminds me of architectures, service models and customers. I'm such a cloudaholic.
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cloud

An old lady. (in reference to her pubic hair)
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a damn cloud doing 35...
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cloud nine riders

a group of smokers drinkers or rollers who go hard when they get fucked up and they all have a dumb ass coversation a bout nothing on cloud nine
You get hi byself my nigga you need to chill with the cloud nine riders
by hood08 October 10, 2008
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clouding

Accessing your cloud on the internet. (Working on cloud computing)

The act of adding/removing files or programs from your online "cloud"
A: "Hey, I see youre working on your laptop, are you surfing the internet?"

B: "No, actually im clouding. I just wanted to add some cool new softwares to my online data storage"
by karmcy February 27, 2011
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shit cloud

when you mow the lawn and you run over a pile of very dry dog shit you end up walking right through the essence of shit in this reekish puff
man yesterday i was cutting the grass for old Ms. Leanne and she definitely hasn't scooped in a while, there were shit clouds all over the place!
by rghytc May 14, 2009
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