Chode-for-brains

Someone who lacks intelligence, says dumb thinks and in short has a short stumpy penis lodged in thier cerebrum.

did you hear what he just said? what a chode-for-brains!

by georgeoo July 6, 2006

Chode Disease

A chode that has a very unusaul deformaty. It has lumps of used semen and urine under the cum hole. It also smells like fish food and tastes like rotten organic applejuice mixed with a shot of patron.

Man, I sucked this guys cock last night, and he had a chode WITH chode disease. It was rancid.

by The Master of all Chodes January 9, 2009

chodedemliciousness

a word that describes how damn good something tastes

person1: what does that ice cream taste like?
person2: mmmmmmm chodedemliciousness

by kenwinlam January 28, 2009

Chodeasaurus

A very large penis, with the width and density of a Chode, but the length of a very long penis. Ranges from 10-15 inches. You are a very proud man to have one.

Don't make me slap you with my chodeasaurus!

by Wall of Impossibility January 13, 2011

Chode 2

Also referred to as the "Chodimus Maximus", the chode 2 is a muscle between the anal cavity and the ball sac. Although, it is equally referenced as it's chode 1 counterpart, it is usually less offensive and rude

Joolery: Suck on my chode 2!
Llarueruenn: Why would I do that?
Joolery: Suck on my chode 1 !?
Llarueruenn: No, you are perverted

by Arniargariasm December 9, 2008

Chode

A male between 16-30 acting like he is God's gift to everything.

The frat boys are nothing but a bunch of chodes.

by ischoz January 15, 2009

chodemeister

One who leads a life in which is lead by the belief that chodes are holy. These people may sacrifice non-believers to their phallus-gods.

Welcome to the Presbyterian Chode Church! Please ask one of our chodemeisters for a free brochure of our beautiful way of life!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003