Catholic School

A place where you have an easy religion class and get to miss half the day on Wednesday’s to go to mass. Also all the kids there are most likely atheist and/or gay. Walk into restroom, see two girls making out, shrug, it’s a Catholic this is normal.

I’m all seriousness tho most Catholic schools are fine, the kids there typically aren’t rich or snobby like some definitions suggest, actually the one I went to was filled with simple middle class kids like you probably are.
Man, I heard Claudia went to a Catholic School
Oh… so she’s gay then?
by Lethe_tea January 28, 2022
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Catholic School

Hell on Earth and no one cares about religion class and most the kids there are every religion but catholic and you have to pay to breathe the very air within the school and you have no basic human rights and if you're bad at sports or dont look good then you get bullied and the people there probably sleep around and do drugs while freshman get shoved in lockers and everyone fucks upperclassman girls and it will drive you so mad you end up in a straight jacket and the only reason the teachers are there is so they can have summer off.
Jimothy: Dude I hear she goes to a Catholic School

Samothy: I pray for her soul...NOT lol
by Piggle the great October 05, 2022
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Carmel catholic cheer team

Man, why are y’all orange like that. You guys look like Donald trump. Stop “bullying” people, it comes off really cringey and annoying. Y’all have some of the biggest egos at the school. You’re not valid just because you know how to do a back tuck and wave some pom poms around during football season. A lot of yall are weird and mad ugly. Adyson
Carmel catholic cheer team members look like a bunch of mini trumps in a sparkly costume doing summersaults who can’t stop talking
by ccanonymous January 21, 2025
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buzzard catholic

One who only goes to Mass when someone dies.
As I get older and friends pass away I've become a buzzard catholic
by hippie samurai March 09, 2012
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Catholic Central

A sausage party of white males who don’t have any women to look at in school so they spend their time slapping and squeezing each other’s butts and have nude shower party’s in the locker room but also they love to make fun of LGBTQ+ while shaving each-others backs and ass after football practice.
Look that Catholic Central boy is wearing really really short lulu lemon shorts that are riding up his ass
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catholic grading system

A=Gay for Jesus
B=no longer virgin

C=Cucked by Nuns
D=Dicked by priest

F=Fucked by pope
I have an F in scripture Jonny, I hope I don't get sent to the pope. Man, I love the catholic grading system
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Carmel catholic urinal

Not tryna be weird, but why are they smelly. The deal with them, mostly 500 bathroom, is that everyone uses them. It’s the most common bathroom, but 100 is ok too. It’s a combination of piss build up cause nobody properly cleans them, and also those few who shit in the bathroom at school. A lot of people don’t, but some people do. Like in the toilet. But there has been shit in the urinals. 1 from Oscar, 2 from Mr Franklin when he couldn’t hold it in, and around 15 or 20 mini shits from freshmen. But overall, the urinals are smelly and unclean. Pee at home if you can, because there’s also probably herpes and gonorrhea in the air by the urinals from people.
Bro i need to shit rn
Go quick before you can’t make it and go in the Carmel catholic urinal
by ccanonymous January 29, 2025
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