ccanonymous's definitions

Father Christian

This is what you call the best priest ever. Best thing to ever happen to Carmel besides the dispensing going on in the 500 boys bathroom. He is truly kind to all.

Everyone loves Father Christian

by ccanonymous January 23, 2025

Vincehole

Someone who needs to grow up and grow UP. You should shut you’re mouth if you can’t open it to kiss an average height girl. Ego is 10x the height. It’s usually 5x for most of these types of people, but if you’re under 5 feet it’s 10x. But height ain’t the biggest issue. A vincehole smells like a shithole. Take a shower. Not smelling like shit can do you a solid, even if you look like a deformed mouse with acne and dwarfism! And lowering the ego is even better. Bullying and teasing people without any means to back it up, it’s pathetic. Your “pOpULaR KiD” personality is dumb and it’s cringey, and so self absorbed that everyone is laughing at you.

Is that a vincehole
Nah that’s a knome with a big mouth

by ccanonymous January 23, 2025

Carmel catholic cafeteria food

This might be one of the best parts of Carmel. Like even if you’re not already hungry, the smell leading up to the lunch line as you walk towards the cafeteria generates this huge appetite in you. Like you start to starve no matter what food you had beforehand. It’s probably chemicals they put in it to get you to spend your money there. But who cares. The best food is actually the wraps and sandwiches that you can make yourself. Super underrated. And there’s ice cream and cookies every day and all these different drinks and sodas. Like yes it’s overpriced but it’s way better food than other cafeterias. Like it’s good quality. And the lunch employees are outstanding. The cafeteria food is one of the only things Carmel is good for ngl.

why am i so damn hungry
You are walking up to the cafeteria and you smell the Carmel catholic cafeteria food
It’s amazing

by ccanonymous January 28, 2025

Mollymalzn

This is when your whole friend group hates you. When you’re an outsider, and you butt your way into a new friend group for the sole purpose of getting with someone’s boyfriend, that’s what this is. When this happens, your friend group doesn’t actually like you, and neither does anyone else honestly. Because your face looks like a blobfish but if it was a skinny blond girl with a huge ego. You can’t think you’re cool when boy you stole from the brunette girl has been cheating on you with lz girls for ages! Your “friends” only pretend to like you because of him. And he doesn’t like you either.

Mollymalzn, is and embarrassment and a disgrace.

by ccanonymous January 24, 2025

Maggie lo

She’s so sweet and kind and she’s also so beautiful. She has such a great kindness and she’s nice to everyone. It doesn’t matter who her friends are, she always has nice things to say, never mean. She’s a good basketball player and she’s also a good person. Shes a blessing, and talking to her makes you feel better if you’re sad. The world needs more people like maggie

I just talked to Maggie lo, she is so kind. I want to be her friend

by ccanonymous January 25, 2025

Carmel ap physics

This will be the worst mistake of your life. If you do not have a promising career in nasa or some shit, don’t do this to yourself. I’m telling you now. If you want to be stressed and depressed for the rest of high school, then this is the class for you. You will NOT need any of the stuff you learn in ap physics in your life ever, besides the final of the class. But, if you get real committed, you can probably learn how to crack some codes and get access to all the Oscar lists. Be careful

Taking Carmel ap physics was the worst mistake of my life and now Mr zell haunts me in my dreams and I will fail everything in life

by ccanonymous January 24, 2025

Carmel boys hockey team

Oh my fucking arse bro. These kids are so annoying and loud and can’t shut up. Them and all their little friends. Deacon, Ryan cap, Vince Holmes, Tommy both of them, that whole group, please close your mouth and don’t speak for the next 6 days. Yall so irrelevant I can’t even remember your names. I just know you by your ugly faces and loud annoying voices. I’ll never understand how someone can be so cocky yet your face looks like it just got ran over by a bus and then got sprayed with a 2 year old can of old spice that your mommy bought you cause you stunk of BO. Btw, making fun of and laughing at the “weird kids” doesn’t make you look cool or funny. It’s embarrassing annoying and cringey to everyone else. Yall are the only ones laughing. Ps why do you all date within the same friend group. Yall boutta inbreed atp. Maia and Molly?

I hate the Carmel boys hockey team, they’re not even good. I hope they crack they heads on the ice

by ccanonymous January 21, 2025