Chopping Carrot's

The sound made when two bodies smack together, usually during sexual intercourse. (especially anal.) This sound is similar to that of a carrot being chopped at a vigarous pace. Another way to make this sound is by striking ones open hand repeatedly with a fist.

Dave: You were really rough last night, you know chris?
Chris: i know, i was chopping carrot's ;)
Dave: sting's abit though.

by GrebbyRolf September 29, 2010

angry carrot

When you open her vagina lips and fill it with orange dye. You dip your cock into her vagina and when you pull out your cock it will be orange like a carrot and the tip of your penis will be green from getting gonerrhea so it looks like the leaves on the carrot. To top it off you beat her with your carrot.

"Dude me and this chick did the angry carrot last night and she's in the hospital now."

by #Goteem April 18, 2015

Carrots and Onions

To sit in a hot tub with one or more person and just stew.

Hey babe, wanna go carrots and onions with me after dinner?

by heyousup March 10, 2007

snap her carrot

Causing the girl to orgasm. Snapping one's own carrot is jerking off, so it stands to reason that to snap another's carrot is to jerk them off or cause them to orgasm. I first entered this term in the Urban Dictionary in 2002 or 2003 after noticing that an erect clitoris sometimes looks kind of like a carrot. I first read it in reference to masturbation, as in "He's busy snapping his carrot" here in the Urban Dictionary about 2 months ago (Aug '07)

Example 1:At the end of a vigorous tongue dancing session I was able to snap her carrot.
Example 2:Using a diesel-powered dildo enabled Sally to snap her carrot more times than I could count.

by keith perdue October 27, 2007

carrot peeler

1. a device used for peeling carrots, also used as an anaal stimulating apparatus. When moved in an out in the anaal area it creates a feeling much like being fucked in the ass with a log of sandpaper.

2. When a man drags his teeth while giving another man a blow job and peeling off the skin and creating a vicious rash.

.Guy giving another guy head and ripping all the skin off of his pecker

.sticking a device used for peeling carrots in another's rectum causing it to bleed

by Roberto Lopez August 8, 2004

chase the carrot

running after an orange root vegetable. or you could use a speed boat.

CARROT: you'll never catch me!!!
RANDOM PERSON CHASING CARROT: (runs up behind it) yes i will...ha!

by elbow October 27, 2003

carrots

a secret code word for any type of acoholic beverage

brittany and i 'ate' carrots at john's party last night

by Lisa November 7, 2002