"Hey, I'm getting really sick of all these minorities, I think it's time for a Pumpkin Carving Party"
by Pumpkins=Racism February 18, 2009
Get the Pumpkin Carving Party mug.Usually said by a “Karen” who wants to appear right and authoritative in a situation. It is usually stated by someone who doesn’t work for the company that is being threatened.
Customer: l don’t have to wear a mask; I have a doctor’s excuse.
Clerk: I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you if you don’t have on a mask. It’s company policy.
Customer: Well, I’m calling corporate!
Mike: Hey Ken. What are you doing?
Ken: I’m just weeding my garden.
Mike: You know that’s against our HOA rules.
Ken: No, it isn’t…I’m just pulling out the weeds.
Mike: Well, I’m calling corporate.
Did you hear that crazy neighbor say that she was calling corporate because I was turning on my porch light before it got dark?
Man, if you throw that cigarette butt in the street, someone may call corporate.
Clerk: I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you if you don’t have on a mask. It’s company policy.
Customer: Well, I’m calling corporate!
Mike: Hey Ken. What are you doing?
Ken: I’m just weeding my garden.
Mike: You know that’s against our HOA rules.
Ken: No, it isn’t…I’m just pulling out the weeds.
Mike: Well, I’m calling corporate.
Did you hear that crazy neighbor say that she was calling corporate because I was turning on my porch light before it got dark?
Man, if you throw that cigarette butt in the street, someone may call corporate.
by RaineyL January 5, 2022
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Where a woman writes on one of her panties with a marker her phone number and a note saying that they would like to meet any man that finds them ect. and then place them where they think some man will find them.
by Deep blue 2012 September 28, 2009
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Get the Beef Carvin' mug.When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.
Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
Get the Calling in the reserves mug.Larry: Katie is calling in sick again, she better not actually need to call in sick.
Ryan: Did I just hear someone say "Wolf"?
Larry: Yeah, Katie through the phone to her boss, in a sick voice. Shes "Calling in Wolf"
Ryan: Did I just hear someone say "Wolf"?
Larry: Yeah, Katie through the phone to her boss, in a sick voice. Shes "Calling in Wolf"
by Danswer November 29, 2009
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/ˈkärviNG/
Noun
A term originating from early usage by eighth graders in Englewood Cliffs, NJ, carving is the act of using one's penis to make sloping motions skimming around a woman's buttocks in a slow manner. It is done similar to how a turkey is carved or how long boarders would carve down a hill.
/ˈkärviNG/
Noun
A term originating from early usage by eighth graders in Englewood Cliffs, NJ, carving is the act of using one's penis to make sloping motions skimming around a woman's buttocks in a slow manner. It is done similar to how a turkey is carved or how long boarders would carve down a hill.
Keith: That girl has some nice cake!
Tom: Yeah, it just sucks how so many guys have already been carving it. There's nothing left to carve by now.
Tom: Yeah, it just sucks how so many guys have already been carving it. There's nothing left to carve by now.
by Captain_Spicy_Wiener April 5, 2013
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