Definitions by RaineyL
calling corporate
Usually said by a “Karen” who wants to appear right and authoritative in a situation. It is usually stated by someone who doesn’t work for the company that is being threatened.
Customer: l don’t have to wear a mask; I have a doctor’s excuse.
Clerk: I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you if you don’t have on a mask. It’s company policy.
Customer: Well, I’m calling corporate!
Mike: Hey Ken. What are you doing?
Ken: I’m just weeding my garden.
Mike: You know that’s against our HOA rules.
Ken: No, it isn’t…I’m just pulling out the weeds.
Mike: Well, I’m calling corporate.
Did you hear that crazy neighbor say that she was calling corporate because I was turning on my porch light before it got dark?
Man, if you throw that cigarette butt in the street, someone may call corporate.
Clerk: I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you if you don’t have on a mask. It’s company policy.
Customer: Well, I’m calling corporate!
Mike: Hey Ken. What are you doing?
Ken: I’m just weeding my garden.
Mike: You know that’s against our HOA rules.
Ken: No, it isn’t…I’m just pulling out the weeds.
Mike: Well, I’m calling corporate.
Did you hear that crazy neighbor say that she was calling corporate because I was turning on my porch light before it got dark?
Man, if you throw that cigarette butt in the street, someone may call corporate.
calling corporate by RaineyL January 5, 2022
thug cookie
Example: My neighbor, Addie, is very shy and sweet, so I don’t know why she is such a thug cookie. She’s dating that gangbanger Marcus.
thug cookie by RaineyL December 28, 2021