Carpet Bombing

The act of leaving excrement on your partners pubic hairs during a sexual act.

Sally screamed in disgust as bill layed a huge carpet bombing run down her pubic region!

by dgtlchlk November 17, 2003

carpet muncher

A person who likes to perform oral sex
on a woman.

THAT dude a carpet muncher cause he
be eating pussy all day.

by bog April 8, 2006

Carpet Shark

Slang term for a lesbian.

That carpet shark is with a different womann every night.

by Paul P June 25, 2004

magic carpet

a technique used to roll fat joints using 2 cigarette papers stuck together with another across the top

Matt: Roll up a magic carpet i wanna get mashed
Gerry: Way ahead of u dweeb

by tea-head July 13, 2007

carpet fitter

A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.

We were supposed to meet Barbie earlier, he never turned up, the fecking carpet fitter.

by DarthInsinuate September 22, 2005

Carpet Bomb

The act of mass texting the opposite sex in hopes of getting a hook-up or booty callfor the night. The texter or bombardier would see who responded and pick the best option to get with that night.

Guy 1: "I just carpet bombed my black book"

Guy2: "Nice, I guess you are getting some tonight."

by DjCrunkable September 13, 2012

Carpet tre

a carpet tre is a skateboarding slang term which describes a 360 flip as very low with almost no pop at all.

Person 1: Yo dude I just 360 flipped it was awesome!!!

Person 2: You mean that gnar carpet tre you just pulled, that shit was dutty and had no stee.

by Papageorge P October 4, 2006