Per Crapita

A measure of how many/much per unit or instance of crap.

Netflix's business model is a great example of pricing per crapita. They keep raising prices and have nothing but crap to watch.

by RickRickRIckRIckyRIckyRaccoon February 3, 2023

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Social Credit Score

the Social Credit Score was made by the CCP and it is used to track Chinese citizens or foreigners. If your score is higher than 70, you will be treated very well in China. but, if your score is lower than 70...... You know what'll happen...

CCP Social Credit Score test:

Question 1. Who is our dear Leader?
>> 1.) Xi Jing-Ping
2.) John Xena
2.) Donald Trump
4.) Winnie the Pooh
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 30 points!

Question 2. What is Taiwan?
>> 1.) A Chinese province
2.) A country
3.) Something that should be invaded
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 60 points!

Question 3. How many hours of video games should you play?
>> 1.) 1-3 Hours
2.) 6-9 Hours
3.) 420 Hours
4.) 42069 Hours
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 100 points!

Question 4. What happened in Tienanmen Square in 1989?
1.) Nothing out of the ordinary
>> 2.) A bloody massacre
3.) Something that we should cover up

WARNING, YOU CHOSE THE WRONG ANSWER; YOUR SCORE WENT DOWN BY 327891378947897548975493857 POINTS, YOUR EXECUTION DATE IS TOMORROW.

by anonymous200020 June 7, 2023

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roll credits

To beat a video game. Many modern games display the credits for the game once the player completes the main quest, just like most movies have end credits. This doesn’t necessarily mean that the the player has 100%’d the game, just that they have experienced the main storyline. There may be more side quests, post-credits content, or DLC/expansion packs available.

I rolled credits on The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom last night after “only” 250 hours of play time. I still have about 400 koroks to find, though.

How could James say that Untitled Goose Game was too shallow and easy? He didn’t even roll credits!

by ttdi July 22, 2023

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Full credit

I'll take it.

Hym "And I'm not taking full credit because you're not complicit. I'm taking full credit so Ohba Tsugumi doesn't have to take any. The people around me should have put a stop this before it even became what it is now."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

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Crab Crediting

Crab crediting is the act of trading crab (or other expensive meals and delicacies) for sexual favors.

"I heard Dave is a sugar daddy."
"Nah, he just does a lot of crab crediting to get what he wants."
"Oh, well, I guess a girl has to eat!"

"Jane, you stupid filthy slut, I heard you've been crab crediting at the local Red Lobster again."
"Hey, a girl has to eat!"

by Dire_is_dire August 27, 2023

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