caught up

Becoming so involved with a person that you become oblivious to the reality of the situation

She would snap her fingers and I would jump, damn she got me caught up.

by Dan December 3, 2004

Couchie

A slang term for a womens vagina.

Kevin ate my couchie out good last night, Sarah. Sarah? Listen to me you white couchie eating bitch!

by Todd Jarrett May 6, 2003

Caught in a hustle

One of Immortal techniques dopest songs. Listen

"Even though we survived through the struggle that made us
We still look at ourselves through the eyes of people that hate us"

"So if i should ever fall and get caught in a hustle, let them know that i died while i fought in a struggle"

"But the emptiness is what bleeds you to death when it cuts you
And its the lawyers, not the inmates scheming to fuck you
Trying to fight the system from inside, eventually corrupts you
But thats what you get when you put a corporation above you
And it's the people that love you that seem to hurt you the most
Sometimes when they die you find yourself cursing their ghost"

by ptownNH December 30, 2011

jumping the couch

The defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah

Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah

by Asher77 September 2, 2005

jumping the couch

a rare disease where one randomly decides they should kill oprah, join scientology, or suddenly marry katie holmes.

Tom Cruise is one of the poor souls who have been diagnosed with the Jumping the Couch disorder.

by the person who will soon reveal the secrets of area51 February 11, 2006

Caught in the act

Being caught masturbating, usually refered to a teenage male. It is extreamly embarrassing for both parties, especially if you dont know they are there and do something that reveals your erection in full view. You dont really want your mum or sister seeing what your manhood looks like at its best.

One time i was masturbating in my room fully naked when my brother came in and I was caught in the act. He could not have walked in at a worse time as I was about to come. I quickly stood up to hide myself but i was past the point of return and sperm pumped into my palms as i hid my dick. It dripped through my fingers and the orgasm was so powerful i let out a few pathetic gasps. I still cannot look my brother in the eyes.

by Callum6969 May 15, 2009

Couch Lock

(n.) The state of being so high that you can't get off of your couch; being unable to move/speak/stand.

Joe: "You awake, Pat?"

Pat: "..."

Joe: "Yeah, he's couch locked."

by Patlacker May 25, 2010