Dick Buffer

When a female uses you as a source of emotional support in between dicks, but doesn't want to be involved with your dick.

"wow, Brittany is messaging me for the first time in 6 months complaining about how lonely she is. She must just need a dick buffer"

by Thikkshady March 24, 2022

hit the buffers

come to a sudden unsuccessful end.

Although Sean was a successful actor, his career hit the buffers when he appeared in a poorly-rated film.

by school lover December 2, 2014

Bust my buffers

A phrase commonly used by various characters from the children's television series Thomas & Friends. It is usually used as an alternative to "Oh my goodness" and similar phrases.

"Bust my buffers," muttered Thomas, "the day started so well too."

by Gabe2006 December 8, 2021

buffting

English youth slang for someone who is rather attractive

shanice: ooooh. that boyz a buffting ya know
deborah:yes. he is rather good looking

by mallert April 13, 2008

Buffer Food

An amount of fast food exceeding the groups already ridiculously large late night drive through order. It's necessary to ensure that noone's munchies are left unfulfilled.

"Dude, I know there's only 4 of us and 10 cheeseburgers, 8 large fries and 6 milkshakes should be enough but I better order some buffer food just in case."

by Phishman27 December 9, 2008

bufferz

not buff not butterz

dat boi is bufferz...
c he aint buff bt e aint butterz hes bufferz

by XxxxXa$iAn $eNsAtIoNXxxxX December 4, 2004

jimmy buffett

Not only one of the most talented song writers/singers ever. But an incredible author as well, writing books such as Tales From Margaritaville, Where in the World is Joe Bama, and a select few other titles.
Often mislabeled as a country singer, he has an incredibly wide variety of songs that are very nice to listen to as you wind down your busy day.

Jimmy Buffett is by far the best artist I have ever heard of.

by Romanfool November 22, 2007