Brown Guilt 

A relatively new phenomenon, brown guilt is the individual or collective guilt felt by some brown people for stalking girls on Facebook, low quality photoshops, threatening the dignity of English Grammar and extreme nationalism for their country on the internet and misusing and manipulating other brown people by saying that they are being racially attacked by the whites. This allows them to use their population as an advantage to unfairly win competitions online. For example: Pewdiepie vs T-Series.

Rahul has been suffering from extreme brown guilt after seeing r/indianpeoplefacebook.

Brown Guilt by Alexetrast September 19, 2019

brown sock

This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.

Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.

Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.

brown sock by Skeeter McDougal October 4, 2005

brown racing stripes 

Brown racing stripes occur when:
1. You do not whipe yourself well enough
2. You pinch one off a bit to soon
3. Your farts are so vile they stain your underwear brown in the area of your butt-crack

That son of a bitch did'nt wipe so he has brown racing stripes.

brown racing stripes by Clay Monette October 6, 2003

Brown Scorpion

A Brown Scorpion is when you are in the 69 position with a woman on top. She bites down on your cock just hard enough to make you freeze in terror, but not actually do any damage. Then she proceeds to shit all over your face.

I was in a 69 with Samantha last night, and the next thing I knew she hit me with a Brown Scorpion!

Brown Scorpion by highborn June 9, 2009

Brown Bear tipper 

Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.

John Connor is a Brown Bear tipper

Brown Bear tipper by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Brown Nose 

1. To try too hard to impress someone (often your manager at work). To be an ass kisser.

She is the biggest Brown Nose in the company!

Brown Nose by C.J. Byrne April 19, 2008

Brown Lightning 

While having luscious butt sex the pitcher electrocutes the catcher with a taser.

Man, I nailed my girl with a dose of brown lightning last night, and she punched me in the face after she regained consciousness.

Brown Lightning by Skeet McGee October 16, 2008