Pig In a Blanket

when you take the excess skin on your ballsack, and stretch it around your penis and make it touch your other ball. usually only done by people with only one testicle since they have the extra skin from where the original nut used to be.

worth 4 points in the penis showing game.

I got mark with the pig in a blanket. it was awesome.

by xzbvbnmvjn March 27, 2008

blacker

a black guy that acts like a preppy white person.

that blacker doesn't even listen to rap! wtf?

by Mike May 14, 2003

Greek Blanket

When a testicle sack is stretched and placed over a persons face to keep them warm.

Push, I'm cold. Can I use your Greek Blanket?

by jippness November 4, 2008

safety blanket

When you fold up a bit of Loo Roll and lay it down in the toilet when you have a poo.
This is effective in combating two common issues on the crapper.

1. You don't get any splashback so your bumhole doesn't get wet.

2. When you are in a situation where you don't want other toilet users to know you just had a poo, (usually in a public toilet), you lay one out, and the undesirable plop is silence

Dude, I just forgot to use a safety blanket, the splashback was my own pisswater, and it went into my butthole.

by pansplatterer April 25, 2010

Blacked

The term used when somebody has had sex with a black man and will no longer have sex with any other race. The term is tied to the adult entertainment series of the same name where black men have sex with white women. The primary causes for a woman to define herself as blacked are usually the taboo, large penis size, and overall sexual performance.

I would ask out my crush but she's been Blacked so I'm afraid I won't stack up.

Chad: "Did you hear that Ashley slept with Jamal at the party last night?"

Brad: "Yeah she is totally blacked now."

by John Cortis December 30, 2020

Blanket

Large grouping of robots, in the same fashion of flock of birds or crash of rhinos.

A blanket of robots attacked the space station leaving no survivors.

by Matthew Liguori December 20, 2006

boner blanket

A blanket used to cover an aroused penis.

Hey before you put the porno DVD on, can you pass me that boner blanket.

by nouveaupauvre January 2, 2008