Sausage Blanket

The act of using your sleeve, or someone else using their sleeve, to pleasure the penis through masturbation. Often used when a partner or partners are unwilling to perform any other sexual act.

'Please babes...please...hows about a cheeky sausage blanket then?'

Sausage Blanket by Todorov February 3, 2009

fire blanket 

when a guy pours gasoline all over his penis and lights it on fire. then the chick gives him a blowjob, so she's the fire blanket.

"Laura gave Sean a fire blanket the other day. it was hot"

fire blanket by m456 January 16, 2009

fuck blanket 

woman who is solely there for sexual gratification

Jonathon shagged his "Fuck Blanket" tonight, the asian biatch!

fuck blanket by Jonny Bellman March 10, 2008

Dog Blanket Shirt 

What Lumberjacks and poor people in the early 1990's wore.

Flannel check shirt often worn over a t-shirt, with jeans and rigger boots, fake Caterpillar boots or Gola plimsoles.
Yanks call it plaid

James: Dude, your shirt is the same material as my dog's blanket. ergo that is a Dog Blanket Shirt.

Alex: I dont care what you say about my shirt, I like it personally.
Alex's boss: You didn't pay for that shit you're wearing did you?

For further examples of Dog Blanket Shirts look for Dom's Dog Blanket Shirt Calendar from the BBC Radio 1 Chris Moyles Show.

Dog Blanket Shirt by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009

Pigs in a Blanket 

When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.

Those dudes where like pigs in a blanket.

Pigs in a Blanket by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Trick blanket

A blanket with holes in it (such as an afghan) that defeats the whole purpose of a blanket.

I was cold so I opened the closet looking for a blanket only to find it was full of trick blankets.

Trick blanket by Kristen Stergioss December 27, 2009

Tooth Blanket 

The act of performing oral on a chick that looks like she is squeezing a large beaver between her thighs. AKA "mexican rodeo"

I totally flossed my teeth when i gave my girl a tooth blanket.

Tooth Blanket by danzig1984 April 2, 2011