got you by the balls

what one says to someone who is being owned as a way to rub it in.

1: She made you buy that ring? Damn, she's really got you by that balls.
2: Shut up, no she doesn't. (goes into denial)

by KRHimself November 11, 2004

All Balls No Chain

All Balls No Chain, or abnc, is a very difficult sexual manuever that requires focus, a high threshold for nut pain, nutsack-eye coordination, and most importantly - extremely saggy nuts. While engaged in doggy position, the female may experience more pleasure from the male's droopy ball sack swinging forward, slapping and stimulating her clitoris - even more pleasurable than the actual penetration itself. At this point she will beg him to abnc her, swatting away that pesky dick and demand that he only use his grandfather clock nuts, rendering his limp pencil dick useless. The male may experience pain to his balls due to the constant vag slappings.

Sam: Yo bro i heard you chilled with Maria last night, did you nail her?

Dave: Well, not exactly but something like that

Sam: What? Did you get it in or not?

Dave: At first yeah, but eventually she wanted me to finish her off by way of abnc

Sam: Oh nice, you definitely have those perfect droopy donkey nuts for a solid all balls no chain

Dave: Thanks man

by SoggyBottoms11 November 25, 2011

big black nigga balls

big black nigga balls are the balls that men like shaquille o'neal. that man has big nigga balls

damn Tyrone you got sum big black nigga balls. Timmy
Yes i do but did you just say nigga fuckwad. Tyrone

by nigga balls 569 January 11, 2021

rolled balls

Took some really good ecstasy, and the high was really good.

Man, I was at that party last night, and rolled balls.

by FrankieBaby August 31, 2013

Lay Balls

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse. other tenses: laying balls, laid balls, etc.

God damn, she's hot - I'd lay balls to her.

by CowMan April 15, 2005

What the balls

Phrase used to express astonishment or anger.

Alex: What the balls Mary? What are you doing in bed with my sister?

by mel inda May 23, 2006

Blue Balls Disaster

The act of watching porn without masturbating.

Commonly abbreviated to BBD, this task is performed by only the elite and legendary.A daunting challenge that sends men weeping back to their beds in dismay and horror.

Typically, videos are watched in order of arousal from middle-level to highest until you reach the peak, your fetish. Watching with your hands behind your back or in your pockets is advised, but upping the level of intensity can be done by watching with just underwear on or no pants at all.

Keep going until you just can't hold it anymore. Prepare for one of the best climaxes of your life.

Dan: Lawley you look kind of tired, what happened?

Adam: DC, I've got three words. Blue Balls Disaster.

by LawleyBear February 4, 2010