african blowtorch

The act of jamming a metal rod or spear into an unexpected passerby or your partner furiously until it burns like a blowtorch.

Mark gave Billy an african blowtorch last night and he won't be able to walk straight for weeks!

by thecoolkiddownthestreet August 6, 2011

aerial dump

when you suspend yourself above a toilet in a stall and proceed to take a dump while trying to not miss the toilet

I just took an aerial dump

by crazy swimmer rituals August 20, 2011

African common cold

HIV.

"So, it turns out I have HIV."
"It's ok man, just think of it as African common cold."

by FilmSchoolTroll February 24, 2013

African-American

The word given to black people as a way of making them feel less american then everyone else. Making them feel like they all belong or grew up in Africa when most have families that trace back to america in the 18th-19th century. Or 1700's-1800's for people who don't know.

- A word given to black americans only by other americans, not used in any other countries to refer to black americans.

Son: Why are brown people called African-Americans?

DAD: Because they're all African!
Son: Then why aren't we called European-American?
Dad: Because white people are true Americans.

by TheUrbainDict August 10, 2015

african monkey dick

A damn nigger with a 500 inch dick like jay

wow that african monkey dick is so big

by Joshua Ray Teelman April 21, 2018

Aeries!

An aeries is a nice, sweet, fun, smart, pretty, kind person. An aeries is fun to hang out with and has lots of friends!

Aeries! Is awesome!!

by bananna12345 September 16, 2018

african american

a person of color who should have the same fucking rights as anyone else because this is america and america should be a welcoming country to ALL FUCKIN PEOPLE, including the people who LITERALLY ARE THE FOUNDATION OF IT.

african americans are people too who have feelings and rights that are fucking valid and fucking matter. come at me.

by _macy_in_2020_ May 30, 2020